Crazy Caleb

I should write a book about the crazy things my Caleb does. Here's a list of just what he's done in the last few months.

Got caught guzzling his daddy's beer at the dinner table.

Cut the cat's whiskers and back hair.

Keeps trying to ride the cat like a horse.

Stuffed the small red mouse button from the laptop up his nose.

Locked me out of the house and pretended not to know how to unlock it (just so that he could play with a friend's portable play station game.

Ripped a huge whole in a window screen.

Punched out the upstairs living room window screen making it fall down on the front yard.

You know that there are so many things that he does daily that I forget them all.
There's never a dull moment around here with Caleb. What will he do when he's 3? And 13? And 23? Wow! I can feel the wrinkles and gray coming on now.